Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts

Friday, January 09, 2009

Replurk

北原多波子
過了左一排喇,大家平心靜氣再睇下。難得好值得大家思考0既高登題
http://forum1.hkgolden.com/view.aspx?message=1533849

北原多波子
香港好似無乜邊個傳樂機構敢用民個樣角度去分析明愛事件

北原多波子
傳媒機構.....

北原多波子
好似而家香港...甚至世界上都無乜傳媒會企中間位去分析lu

北原多波子
全大部份都只會附和以及挾持民氣,

北原多波子
本地有明愛事件,國際上有以巴戰爭

北原多波子
首先要去分析計清楚係黑白位忠奸人,唔係事情基本

蒼井細說
media and audience 係雞同雞蛋ge關係

北原多波子
計岩大眾買邊個角度就落力做

北原多波子
我都認同雞同雞蛋論。

蒼井細說
the society is so sick

蒼井細說
可能生活比較安定, 開始無野occupy到佢地

北原多波子
做左一排人,睇左不少報章雜誌,當然明白現在傳媒只係商業機構

北原多波子
成日話傳媒監管政府

蒼井細說
所以需要create spectacle黎填滿生活

北原多波子
咁咩監管傳媒?

蒼井細說
可惜係

蒼井細說
佢地只需要drama

北原多波子
如果話大眾以市場力量監管傳媒

北原多波子
咁邊個監管大眾

蒼井細說
到真正需要處理ge人事

蒼井細說
根本無人會理

蒼井細說
因為其實係無能力去面對

蒼井細說
create 出黎 ge spectacle可以任你扭曲

蒼井細說
而閱讀真實ge慘人慘事其實係需要有quality才可以去承受

北原多波子
可能傳媒下流問題只係一個側面去勾畫出一個社會0既財富同精神面貌盛極而衰

北原多波子
又如果現代社會係建基於民主,如果人民質素下降,咁個社會會點發展

蒼井細說
同封建無分別

北原多波子
我好認同民主係現有最佳0既社會遊戲規則

蒼井細說
都係私心同貪念rules

北原多波子
最後似乎都係咁...

蒼井細說
我又覺得唔單只係民主唔民主問題

蒼井細說
係資本制度去都極化的問題

蒼井細說
everything ruled by $

蒼井細說
what can you expected then...

北原多波子
但係共產主義亦過於理想化

北原多波子
究竟有無中間位

蒼井細說
even education is sth work for capitalist

蒼井細說
yes, no system is good when it goes to the extreme

蒼井細說
中間位控制在人心

蒼井細說
不在制度本身

蒼井細說
哩個plurk會唔會太知性

北原多波子
控制人心方法只有一個...宗教

蒼井細說
back to the history loh

蒼井細說
宗教 is just another execution. in the old days religion is a tool to balance the economy too

北原多波子
結論:要廄地球唯有我自己開個教派由我做教主,大家只有聽我0既教旨,到時萬民人心歸一,咁就掂晒

北原多波子
救地球 I MEAN

蒼井細說
如果你唔會坤d信徒錢去買相機的話

蒼井細說
please go ahead

蒼井細說
教育係緊要

蒼井細說
唔係要教你knowledge

北原多波子
我會,大家一齊窮,全地球一齊財散人安樂

蒼井細說
係要從學習教你自覺同自知

蒼井細說
人人有多d自覺同自知世界會好d掛我估

北原多波子
可能係我突然諗灰左,其實無完美世界,只有比較好同比較差

北原多波子
宏觀地睇,我地而家0既社會,比以前好好多

北原多波子
應該係我地有生之年都仲係上升軌

北原多波子
但係話說回來,見到而家好多野都仲係好眼火爆

北原多波子
就例如... 香港好似無乜邊個傳媒機構敢用民個樣角度去分析明愛事件...

北原多波子
好似而家香港...甚至世界上都無乜傳媒會企中間位去分析lu(成個TOPIC再由頭LOOP過)

北原多波子
細仔你呢個時候應該話..."media and audience 係雞同雞蛋ge關係"

imfla ming_
屌你俾心機攪好個DRYDRYMAN.COM先啦

北原多波子
你老X我而家玩到用社會議題去呃PLURK咁大支野,你唔好阻我發達

蒼井細說
media and audience 係雞同雞蛋ge關係

imfla ming_
一早睇穿左您喇仆_!!!

蒼井細說
宏觀地睇,我地而家0既社會,比以前好好多 < 物質上係, 其他方面好難講

北原多波子
我信"長期"物質上係富足可以令大部份人變得更會為其他人著想/有同理心

北原多波子
短期只會變暴發EG 大陸

蒼井細說
我信"長期"物質上係富足可以令大部份人變得更會為其他人著想/有同理心< 但歷史好似無哩個例子

北原多波子
最接近有北歐?

北原多波子
我覺得我地,美國同日本都只係去到中期

蒼井細說
宏觀黎睇, 北歐都只係自己或條線界開自己, 費事同你班L樣0徙氣

蒼井細說
畫

北原多波子
我地去到一個會為自己群體著想,但係對自我群體以外仍然會自大自卑

北原多波子
或者咁講, 排外

北原多波子
我都唔係話一條線分得清黑白,只係最接近jei

蒼井細說
我信人係善底ge

蒼井細說
只係有野未overcome到者

蒼井細說
所謂golbalization, 其實令到個情況更差

北原多波子
overcome 買相機0既慾望?

蒼井細說
因為經濟接軌但人性未

蒼井細說
你未overcome到0者

蒼井細說
我overcame左啦

北原多波子
人類文明入面有無出現過呢種"烏托邦"社會呢

蒼井細說
出現左佢就唔在係烏托邦....

蒼井細說
烏托邦係d唔會出現ge野

北原多波子
我覺得係會出現/出現過,但好快消失0既野

北原多波子
因為只係局部地區性烏托邦都無勼乜用

北原多波子
就算來日人類文明去到呢一日,都可能有外星人黎破壞

北原多波子
呢一點咁雲海0既分析我唔係攪緊gag

澤尻羊
sorry it is a good post but since u guys keep updating i cant read it all

北原多波子
因為無論幾聰明0既人,我地都只係滄海一粒粟,唔可能分析到100/1000/10000年時間入面,事情發生0既可能性

蒼井細說
咦

蒼井細說
吹到去無我果一個level啦woh

蒼井細說
無我(梵文;Anātman/Nirātman,巴利語:Anattan),佛教三法印之一。指一切法皆由因緣而生,不斷生滅變化,故沒有恆常不變的自性。

北原多波子
呢鑊真係,由吹水到吹浪再進代到吹銀河

蒼井細說
催命呀我其實發緊燒

澤尻羊
吹銀河 + 10000

蒼井細說
你覺得地球仲會存在多幾耐

北原多波子
其實佛學有無講及點樣處理面對無常呢個問題

北原多波子
耐過人類文明

蒼井細說
空囉

蒼井細說
从所否定的对象来说,空可分“我空”、“法空”两种。我空,即认为一切有情都是由各个组成元素聚合而成,不断流转生灭,因此不存在常一主宰的主体——我,这是小乘佛教的观点

澤尻羊
本來無一物

蒼井細說
法空,则认为一切事物都依赖于一定的因缘或条件才能存在,本身没有任何质的规定性,但法空并非虚无,它是一种不可描述的实在,称为“妙有”,这主要是大乘中观派阐明的观点。

北原多波子
我都明無貪無嗔無悲炰喜一定可以超脫無常,但咁做人好無人性

澤尻羊
要做到見山是山,見山不是山,見山仍是山的境界

北原多波子
我見到徐子珊

蒼井細說
無並非推翻,而是超越

蒼井細說
我見到周海灘

澤尻羊
我見到斷背山

北原多波子
超越過後咪一樣有另一d野

澤尻羊
所以咪要見山仍是山

北原多波子
好似我之前好想買contax g1,吒足之說服自己又買多部135機無乜謂。超越左之後而家就想買120機喇...悄情況仲仆街

蒼井細說
舍利子,是諸法空相,不生不滅,不垢不淨,不增不減,是故空中無色,無受、想、行、識;無眼、耳、鼻、舌、身、意;無色、聲、香、味、觸、法;無眼界,乃至無意識界;無無明,亦無無明盡;乃至無老死,亦無老死盡。無苦、集、滅、道,無智亦無得,以無所得故,菩提薩埵。

蒼井細說
依般若波羅蜜多故,心無罣礙,無罣礙故,無有恐怖,遠離顛倒夢想,究竟涅槃。

北原多波子
凌晨兩點見到呢d字,感覺.......

蒼井細說
清新le

蒼井細說
齋要最尾兩句

北原多波子
配合埋木結他back ground就good fit

蒼井細說
心無罣礙,無罣礙故,無有恐怖,遠離顛倒夢想,究竟涅槃

蒼井細說
sorry係四句

北原多波子
...係五句喎.............

北原多波子
你要涅槃喇

蒼井細說
http://file.buda.idv.tw/music/XJ45.mp3

蒼井細說
木結他 ar na!

Friday, October 10, 2008

邏輯筆記 II

when it's a norm,
doesn't mean it's normal or rational or righteous.

Monday, August 04, 2008

真人真事

是咁的,是日放榜,中學老師(教geog的)朋友msn告知母校本年首日竟然收生不足,即是話本年成績其差。我問年年都話差,到低有幾差,老師話她們:
一.不知到香港在北半球

二.唔知乜係penguin,但會寫Pingu(在答題紙上)

Penguin _______________________Pingu


令我諗起年前她已經跟我說過,她出考題,問點解日本會有強烈地震。有學生答:因為日本細,所以震一震就好震。又令我再諗起,當年隔黎班有human bio同學,在考試的答題簿上,以"please refer to text book page 172"作為essay題的答案。

Saturday, July 26, 2008

embarrass my friends

wanting to get another app for publishing thru phone, that's why come across this CellSpin: http://www.cellspin.net

Things You Can Do with CellSpin:
voice blogging
photo blogging
text blogging
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record an audio conversation and embarrass your friends :)
record an audio conversation and embarrass your friends. plus a smile as bonus nah. was it a reason. why it's a reason. but i have installed this CellSpin.


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Monday, July 21, 2008

我後繼有人了

國家體操隊1983
i dunno how can i do that posture

香港體操公主2008
miss ma

miss ma

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

異曲同功之妙

放假先黎落雨
放工先黎打風
係咪連個天都想做死我

Thursday, June 19, 2008

潮語教室

講師: Prof C.O. Wong
日期:禽日午飯後
地點:糖廠街某便利店門外

午飯後Prof C.O. Wong行經門外放滿本週新鮮出爐娛樂周刊的某便利店,
指著周刊封面道:
「你睇梅媽幾mastermind japan」




- 本課終了 -




Thursday, May 15, 2008

硬能膠硬能R

《自由風自由Phone》主持吳志森先生:

主持你好。我不是你的忠實聽眾,也對你的節目認識不深。不過,每每當不經意聽到你的節目時,我都會留心聽,尤其在的士上。你的節目蠻有趣的,只是港台對我來說太遙遠了,所以再有趣我都少聽。

長話短說。是咁的。昨天(五月十四日)節目中,在的士上聽見你跟劉佩瓊教授激烈討論(其實是鬧交)有關鋼筋的事,好搞笑。劉教授好搞笑,鬼唔知八級地震有鋼筋都會塌,鬼唔知豆腐渣學校一中國都是。但我真的唔鬼知原來一中國都是豆腐渣學校可以不當成一個問題,我真的唔鬼知原來有鋼筋都會塌就等如起樓時可以不用鋼筋。最搞笑的,是她原來唔鬼肯知地方政府的大樓用過千萬去造,加固學校的工程側沒有人理。

你又是衰的。你挑戰教授,且用一種爆串嘴的語氣。你要改了。這些人,一被人串就不行的啦,就如有個掣給人啪著了的不停不停不停辯護,或者甚至未有人開聲,就開始辯護。無論怎都好,我都覺得你沈不住氣。雖然我知道很難沉得住。我可以沉不住,但你最好不可以,因為我不是主持,而你是。一句到尾,你都有改進空間。(其實誰會沒有)

更搞笑的是,你們說完有關鋼筋的事,往後有幾個大概是由維園裡面phone in過來的伯伯,大鬧你不應該在這時候提這些有沒有鋼筋的事,大鬧你不知中國山區其實沒鋼筋,大鬧你打擊中國人(?)救災救難團結的心,大鬧你大鬧你及大鬧你。弄得你要退,說你不是第一個提鋼筋的事,說你不知道原來這時候提這些會令人覺得不安。

又是你衰了。幹嗎要退!我知道山區條件差,但原因是真的差,還是本來可以好些,卻因為人為因素而沒被改善。為什麼不能提。救災還救災,檢討還檢討。以為救災時檢討就會打擊中國人團結的心,那他們就太看扁中國人啦。點啊,發現有人偷工減料,苦了人民肥了官,做成大量死傷,就會令你捐少點錢麼。

硬能膠們拒絕面對問題,用駝鳥的心態去維持所謂團結及和諧。真實的團結及和諧,是無論什麼問題,都能一同站出來面對它解拆它。所以啊,主持啊,請你不要退。請你沉得住氣,繼續對該問的事提問。打進你節目的電話多是硬能膠,但不代表你所有的聽眾都是硬能膠。

溫總跟解放軍今次都給我很好的印象(除了兵大哥在幾十層樓高拋下沒包好的即食麵),我相信中國還是有希望的,如果大家都願意實踐那真實的團結及和諧。

祝
逢星期一至五下午五至八都沉得住氣


經常在維園對面CEO排隊等唱K的非聽眾
敬上





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Friday, April 25, 2008

I hope i am not a nice kid

朋友轉寄過來,忍不住立刻貼
Subject: Pls stop not in the name of art

In 2007, the 'artist' Guillermo Vargas Habacuc, took a dog from the street, tied him to a rope in an art gallery, and starved him to death.
For several days, the 'artist' and the visitors of the exhibition have watched emotionless the shameful 'masterpiece' based on the dog's agony, until eventually he died.
Does it look like art to you?
But this is not all... the prestigious Visual Arts Biennial of the Central American decided that the 'installation' was actually art, so that Guillermo Vargas Habacuc has been invited to repeat his cruel action for the biennial of 2008.
PLEASE HELP STOP HIM. The link below is for a petition against this horrible act!
http://www.petitiononline.com/ea6gk/petition.html
It's free of charge, there is no need to register, and it will only take 1 minute to save the life of an innocent creature.
Thank you for your time!!
從來也很怕artist這個term。artist不代表特別尊貴優越,只代表特別需要被照顧。所以被人用artist來稱呼/形容時,切勿太得意忘形,小心留意其潛台詞。就如被人以nice guy形容一樣,不代表你特別nice,其實只代你"冇野"。


more readings
The petitionist - http://guillermohabacucvargas.blogspot.com/
Wikipedia - Guillermo Vargas




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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

做人別太EEG

最近很的網路很淹悶。硬膠如MSN全list (L) China,更膠的是有人用全形(L)。再來的是做人別太CNN上了報紙頭版。我覺得濫左唔好笑囉。幸而,我的朋友多數曉得腦筋急轉彎,轉了這個出來。
做人別太EEG http://lazylife.org/
那三個英文字母代表甚麼,由你自己決定。
繼續繞圈圈說下去的話……讓我祝你從來沒有Isabella過,你的世界裡沒有EEG的人和事,也願從來沒人EEG過你。
什麼是EEG?
...梁洛施在入稟狀中透露,2006年被雪藏期間備受壓力,在經理人霍汶希的忠告下向老闆楊受成「求饒」(plead for mercy),要求對方原諒自己,更要明言完全愛上公司(completely in love with the company),竭力為英皇工作。...

...入稟狀指出,梁洛施在唱片合約中的唯一收入是唱片及影碟版稅,但她必須替英皇灌錄無限數目的唱片,唱片製作亦由英皇全權控制;根據唱片合約,梁可按合約收 取唱片及影碟總銷售額(以淨批發價計算)的2.7%至4.5%作版稅,但根據其經理人合約及藝人承諾書,梁必須在所收取版稅中向經理人支付佣金,故梁實際 只獲0.9%至2%版稅。...

...此外,有關合約規定除非梁放棄演藝事業,否則不能提前解約,即使獲英皇准許提前解約,梁亦要「過冷河」7年,其間不准在世界任何地方當歌手及藝人;若「過冷河」期間或之後欲再踏足娛樂圈,英皇有第一優先權與梁簽合約。...
all the above qouted from http://hk.news.yahoo.com/

作為動詞,EEG解作剝削或任何無良行為;作為形容詞,EEG解作無良、好仆街或任何與上述同意之詞彙;作為名詞,我想只得一個粗口能詮釋得準確:好西,即泛指所有西人西事。先別理isabella是否好人,判斷EEG的行為的性質時不以isabella是否好人作基礎。

anyway,學南方話齋,得罪李嘉誠個仔,哼...我話,因住楷楷cut晒你公司所有電話線同broadband,爸爸就cut你電。問你死未。人在做天在看,所以做人別太EEG啊~




Tuesday, April 15, 2008

what the hell is parenting and education

十六號凌晨噴飯追加,潮人必讀。

女人人家 vs 食家/孫某
"...孫某沒有孩子, 所以特別欣賞一些經常要在辦公室扮講公事但其實係遙距教授家裡印巴泰菲傭學習的女人人家. 照顧孩子不容易, 照顧孩子而又同時要有事業兼維持自己喜好: 譬如要到機塲為李準基<基基>打戲, 或者潮試$688實食無痴肥療程 - 當減肥公司告訴你已經有二萬位女人人家減去了十萬磅肉, 這個<潮療>又怎能放過. 凑小孩專業十大中, 以餵食為叱咤至尊. 平日餵食是印巴泰菲籍姊姊責任, 在缺乏日戰經驗而又要宣示家中主權的大前題下, 餵食便大有壓力. 當女人人家同小孩講乖啦baby而baby回你一句shut up mommy,那是多麽的cuuuuuuuuute啊!凑小孩專業十大中, 以餵食為叱咤至尊. 平日餵食是印巴泰菲籍姊姊責任, 在缺乏日戰經驗而又要宣示家中主權的大前題下, 餵食便大有壓力. 當女人人家同小孩講乖啦baby而baby回你一句shut up mommy,那是多麽的cuuuuuuuuute啊!

孫某不得不講句: 辛苦晒! 現奉上兒童必食創意餐單數款,拔餐相助,聊表敬意..."

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教育界先驅搭華爾街一級才俊加一籮教仔教到領哂獎的專家,kwaang出絕世好橋一條,內容如下:

from http://www.gamingkrib.com/about.jsf

Our company will give to parents and educators the edge in stimulating children’s intellectual growth. Designed by Ivy League professionals, top Wall Street leaders, media publishing technologists, and award-winning parenting experts, our products will develop children’s minds and facilitate the delicate balance between play and learning time.

A short example of our software and hardware:

  1. A Parent/Educator wants child or student to learn more math (or any subject), and decrease play time.
  2. They sign up for service at the Gaming Krib, via our web portal.
  3. Out of the hundreds of educational portals created, they select "math skills".
  4. The child or student tries to run program "game", then tries to go online, or turn on the television. Nothing works (except of course important phone numbers in their cell phone).
  5. Our education portal pops up on computer.
  6. The pop up says, "Sorry, you cannot run game, go online, turn on TV, or use phone until math questions are answered".
  7. The child runs education portal, answers a certain percent of questions correctly (parents input parameters).
  8. Our portal opens services for an allotted amount of time for access to favorite web sites such as Myspace, Youtube, Ipod Music downloads, etc. Once again parents set parameters) as to how much time and what accesses are granted.
  9. Outcome: game played, math learned, both parent and child happy. Both compromise.
Another example:
  1. A parent gets a call from school regarding their child's bad behavior or lack of completed homework.
  2. Parents sends a text message via their cell phone to us; we shut off access to various electronic media and the cell phone of their child.
  3. Outcome: Parent will address the issue when they return home.

And another:

  1. A child has no interest in doing his homework or playing games.
  2. The child can gain motivation by building, maintaining, and visiting our virtual game cities in our game portals, injecting themselves vicariously into this entrancing realm. For instance, the child completes one week of science modules and then has the ability to create a "research vessel" which takes other passengers aboard for a ride to explore this virtual world. Or, after completing a math module, the student can trade goods in a newly created skate board store. The possibilities are literally endless.

feedback from dangerouslyirrelevant.org

"I like the idea… but for adults. Sorry, Mom or Dad. Too bad that you had a tough day at the office today. You can earn 10–minute allotments of time to watch TV or use the phone, though. You just have to first do the dishes, scrub the toilet, clean out the garage, run your errands, wax the floor, fold the laundry…"


我無特別野講,只有三條問題:
  1. 我做數做得好,分累積得夠多,是否可以通宵或甚至連續48小時上網或打機?
  2. As mentioned, "...after completing a math module, the student can trade goods...The possibilities are literally endless.",我儲分換層樓得唔得?因為我想早點搬出來自己住。那時候上網或打Wii之前都不用先做數學題。
  3. Pop up 那句"Sorry, you cannot run game, go online, turn on TV, or use phone until math questions are answered"可否選用tailor made父母真人發聲?否側我將更少可以聽到父母講野。我不特別喜歡聽他們講野,但如果我作為一個十歲死0靚仔,成長過程中若缺乏某些元素,我怕我長大後好可能有性格缺堪或人格瘴礙。








Friday, April 11, 2008

MSN世紀對談2008

01:34:25 k
Folksonomy ...............increasingly difficult to pronounce haha

01:34:34 Son
yes...

01:35:05 Son
actually i dun know how to pronounce....

01:35:51 k
yes................. 讀極都唔順

01:36:28 k
福蘇老味

01:36:37 Son
hahahaahahahahah

01:43:54 k
do internet is so tired..........too many new things haha

01:44:24 Son
but that seems the only way out for our generation

01:44:36 k
yes yes








Monday, January 28, 2008

邏輯筆記 I

平凡跟庸碌是兩回事,雖然說好多人似乎都將兩者混亂了。
而天才與白痴卻,可能,是同一種東西。
所以當人在心裡面自覺自己很天才,
到底實在是白痴。
那要是這自覺自己很天才是從口裡面說出來的,
那就當然更白痴了。
但當人自覺自己很白痴的時候,那是不是很天才呢?
白痴...其實還是白痴,
只是自覺自己很白痴比自覺自己很天才白痴得少一點。
喂,咁天才在哪。定其實係冇。 







後續
okok,我知我知,你睇完又會開始 challenge我什麼是平凡什麼是庸碌。平凡,是要先認知,然後知足。庸碌,是人有我又要有。咁你又問,我認知自己人有我又要有,人有我有我就夠,咁咪係平凡又庸碌,一回事丫唔係兩回事。Sorry,庸碌,冇知足的,因為你的需要由他人主導。今日人用LV,你要LV。那明天可能有人用Chloe咁點呢?後日仲可能有Hermes?BV?Mulberry?ANYA HINDMARCH?Balenciaga?Marni?Marc Jacobs?Stella McCartney?Jimmy Choo?Miu Miu?YSL?咁點呢?人地生仔你又生仔?人地養貓你又養貓?人地學琴你又學琴?人地係天才你又要做天才?咁無止境囉係。作為一個世人,庸碌係難免,但睇下比例有幾多囉。所以我都要成日提自己,碌得少D。

Friday, November 02, 2007

對白寫作訓練之神化劇場

那一夜,我在睡夢中遇見滿天神佛。

我:我好睏,請問我們可否終止對話。

神:因何你會如此的睏?

我:因為我只是人,你不是人,你總不能瞭解。

神:我也曾經是一個人。我必先要經過為人的階段,方能成為神。

我:你是人,哪是多久以前的事?

神:我...不記得。

我:HUH...那所以你其實都已經不記得人是怎麼做的。

神:Um....其實大約是三千年前左右的事吧...

我:所有的神都總在自圓其說。

神:這是我的權利。

我:三千年前的人可能不會睏,但這個比你遲來三前年的我又facebook又msn又wii又哩又嘮,沒辦法不睏,我要去訓,求主垂憐,excuse me.

神:Aaaa...你說睏說了這麼久,還不是在跟我傾計,幹嗎現在走...

我:請你放.過.我.喇.

神:其實你若真的要走,大可立即轉身走,為何要得我同意?

我:因為你係神丫嘛大哥,搞得你唔鍾意,一間一個唔覺意整一整我我點呀?!?年頭去車公如果我求支下簽我驚成年架老細!

神:車公個簽筒唔係我管轄範圍之內。

我:Y----I----U!

神:我而家有兩樣野你揀。

我:我揀去訓。

神:兩樣都好過去訓。

我:邊有0甘大隻蛤LA隨街跳。

神:街冇,發夢有。

我:即管講黎聽下。

神:你唔係眼訓0羊?

我:而家未。

神:不知所謂。

我:這是我的權利。是你俾我的權利。

神:我幾時有俾過哩D你?!

我:點呀有0羊揀?

神:兩樣你可以揀其中一樣,跟你一世。一:事業有成,才俊0甘樣。注意,唔係發達果種,齋發達係虛浮的係膚淺的。如今哩一種,係踏實的係有內函的。

我:我明白,因為我都係一個討厭膚淺0既人。

神:我雖然好想,但我唔會妖你。

我:這是你的義務。

神:anyways...二:一個女人,一個你最鍾意0既女人。話明跟你一世,0甘當然你點對佢佢都唔會走喇,不過你對佢唔好佢會煩爆你囉。

我:煩係可以好得人驚架boh...

神:係架,到時你點甩都將唔會甩到。

我:...

神:記住,兩樣野唔係mutually exclusive,即係唔係你揀事業有成就冇女人,揀女人就一世做唔到才俊,只係揀左一樣另一樣就冇guarantee,要靠自己。

我:Um.......

神:好難揀0羊?

我:當然,兩樣都係好,有是但一樣都好,只係0向哩個二揀一situation,兩樣野都變左有opportunity cost,喂,0甘我好難做囉...加上,如果我揀事業有成,他日我成為材俊之時,俾個女人知道我今晚有哩個選擇,我真係走佬都唔掂!但如果我揀女人,我又唔想佢同我捱囉...

神:妖,都唔知你班人研發埋晒哩D仆街measurement黎為乜,op 0羊 portunity cost jack?你睇,咪搞到你有得揀都你揀唔到囉...

我:我唔係揀唔到...係未揀到je...

神:妖,幽悠寡斷!

我:0甘我都係怕個女人唔開心je,先諗0甘耐je,大佬你知唔知乜野係愛情呀!

神:我點會唔知乜野係愛,我愛你們就如我愛天父一樣。

我:Diu!你果D係大愛呀嘛,我唔係講哩D呀,我講緊愛情呀,你冇架,你冇得有架,愛情係0甘架,又怕俾得唔夠又怕LOH得唔夠呀,哩D先係愛情呀DIU!

佛:你可知你係唔可以diu神的。

我:妖,0甘佢本來夠唔妖得我咪又妖左...

佛:我聽唔到。

我:搞銀...

佛:注意,你可知車公係我管轄範圍之內。

我:OK! Fine!

佛:你可知...

我:喂咪住,車公唔係佛家架woh!

佛:你可知諸法因緣生,諸法因緣滅。萬物皆不離緣起性空之法...

我:OK... Fine...

神:係要將D野講到0甘佢先收口...十戒果D寫得清楚明白佢就藐。

佛:人性矣。

我:嗡嘛呢唄咪吽

佛:我唔係鬼,你唸六字大明咒係無用的。

我:點知jack,我見過假架嘛...

佛:你可知有得你揀已經係Bonus來?

我:發夢je,又唔係真,咪由我囉。

佛:若然此情此景非夢中,你可會揀得落手?

我:人生在世何嘗唔係一場夢呢。色不異空,空不典色;色即是空,空即是色;受、想、行、識,亦復如是。

佛:你知就好。

我:係係係...無眼界,乃至無意識界。無無明,亦無無明盡;乃至無老死,亦無老死盡。無苦、集、滅、道。無智亦無得,以無所得故,菩提薩埵。依般若波羅蜜多故,心無罣礙;無罣礙故,無有恐怖,遠離顛倒夢想,究竟涅槃。

佛:係囉。可你仍未脫塵世,就唔該你好好地諗下你要點做。

我:我們製造體溫 沒理會過地暗天昏 感情有事偏不敢去問 三十四度高溫 長留禁室內尋蜜運 沒冷氣 怎接近 纏綿時不會問 誰人的責任 明知冷卻也都貪癡 能親熱便無大件事 明知彼此 各取所需 其實在對峙 明知瘡疤 貼滿膠紙 留戀現狀 逼不得已 明明可攤開作出協議 怕失去所依明明知終需出事 並未降溫出於自私...

佛:你唱乜?

神:陳奕迅,熱島小夜曲。

佛:...side cut黎woh,0甘你都知?!

神:我是全知、全能的...

佛:似乎...有矛盾...

我:算喇我兩樣都唔要。橫掂都係假0既。

佛:你唔揀並唔係因為你看破生死色相,知無常苦...




然後我醒來,無可選擇地,起身,返工。

Monday, June 11, 2007

我以為我這個人已經夠無稽

但這一單更無稽:

想吃肉,再也不必殺生!
http://chinese.engadget.com/2007/06/10/grow-meat-in-lab/

不知道這對不想殺生因此不吃肉的朋友來說,到底算不算是件利多?唯一可以確定的是當小編我看到這則新聞時,胃倒是有點抽搐的感覺就是了。

根據路透社的報導,美國跟荷蘭的研究人員正不約而同地都在研究自實驗室裡培養出可食用的肉的技術。假若這項技術成熟的話,未來人們就不必為了吃肉,花上大片土地來畜養食用動物;更不用為了滿足口腹之慾,來奪取其它動物的生命。

只是從培養皿上長出的肉,怎麼想都覺得有種說不出的怪感覺。幸好,目前這項技術還只能長出一層薄薄的細胞組織,距離能吃的程度還有一段漫長的路程。所以短期內我們還不必擔心吃到的肉不是真的肉。至於未來...誰知道呢?不過用化學藥劑調製的柳橙汁在市面上都賣的那麼好了,廠商不說,可能一般的消費者也不見得分的出天然跟實驗室的肉有什麼差別吧!

還有這一個,無稽一詞不適用,但令我覺得有點寒:

WiTricity:無線電力不是夢
http://chinese.engadget.com/2007/06/09/mits-wireless-electricity-demoed-dubbed-witricity/

由 MIT 的物理教授 Marin Soljacic 帶領的研究團隊最近公佈了最新無線充電研究成果,他們成功的利用電磁共振器,在兩公尺外供應一個 60 瓦的燈泡所需要的電力,並為這 種技術取名為無線電力(WiTricity),他們預計將在接下來的幾年內,將帶領無線電力技術朝商業應用邁進,若真如此,再搭配上Steorn傳說中的無限能源,可說是完美的組合啊。



這是什麼世界,我是什麼人

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Come On!

昨夜去 Habibi 向侍應要一瓶 SHISHA 的時候,
她要查我身份証






Thursday, September 14, 2006

你地一個二個發達喇

FROM: Mr. Baron Kabelo
TELL: +277-3798-9350
EMAIL: baron_kabelo@yahoo.com
Johannesburg, South Africa.
URGENT FAMILY ASSISTANCE
Attn; Sir,

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally. I am Mr. Baron Kabelo the first son of Mr. Johnson Kabelo, who was recently murdered in the land dispute in Zimbabwe.

I got your contact through my research in the South African Chambers of Commerce & Industries for a responsible and a God fearing person who I can trust by using his personality and his bank account for this transaction. When I got your contact, I prayed over it then I decided to write to you. Before the death of my father, he deposited the sum of USD$6.5 Million (SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITDED STATES DOLLARS) in one of the private security companies, in Johannesburg South Africa as if he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe.

This money is protected in a big metal box and was declared to the security company at the point of deposit as precious valuables eg: Gold, diamond and germ stone to avoid the security company knowing that the content of the consignment deposited with them contains cash. This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the farms and establishment of a new farm in Swaziland.

This land problem came when Zimbabwe President MR.ROBERT MUGABE introduced a New Land Act reform, which wholly affected the rich white and some few black farmers. This resulted to killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans. In fact, a lot of people were killed because of this land reform act for which my father was one of the victims. It is for this reason that my family and I who are staying in South Africa

now as refugees have decided to transfer my father‘s money to a foreign country since the law of South Africa prohibits a person with a refugee status to operate a bank account or do any banking transaction in South Africa.

As the only son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking for a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent on my family. I must also let you know that this transaction is 100% risk free.

If you are really capable and willing to assist me, I and my family has promised to give you 25% of the total money, 5% is for the expenses that may occur during the time of the transaction and the rest of the 70% is for me and my family for the investment in your country.

Please contact me immediately with the above recommended private e-mail or phone contact information indicating your interest. Please be aware that confidentiality and urgency is very vital to this transaction.

Thanks for your mutual co-operation as I expect your soonest response.

Best regards,

Mr. Baron Kabelo.

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Dear Mr. Baron Kabelo

sad to know about what happened to your pa. may he rest in peace...

i am very much willing to help. but please help help me to think about how to use that 25% of the total money before i can help you. coz when i have too much money in hand and dunno how to spend it le, i will be very very anxious. and the anxity will transform to physical symtomps, like headache and body pain, which put me in a very bad situation. but no worry. once i know how to spend all the money, all the sickness will go away.

sad that your email came in a bit late. if i read it 3 days earlier, i could help you as i can take all the money for IPO of china merchant bank. but the IPO was over lu. now i really dunno how to spend such a large amount of money within a short period and minimize the anxity that it would cause.

btw. i will post your message in my hompy. see if any of my friend can help.

cheers
son

Friday, May 26, 2006

我想跟那些自以為看破世情自以為很有理據的十來歲的小朋友說:能言善辯不代表什麼。多讀幾年書,多做幾年人,虛心學習多幾年,才再來吠吧。

我會等你們。